Some of the most imaginative musical language is well-uttered chains of curse words, and I admire the ability to cuss up a blue streak or curse like a sailor. I’m a “sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me”-kind of guy, and swearing doesn’t bother me much. Though, when I coached, I tried (not always successfully) limiting myself to the occasional “dang.” And, I worked in the worlds of commercial fishing, construction, and played sports – where swear words are common. Also, situations like when you hit your thumb with a hammer, screaming golly gee whiz just doesn’t cut it. There are times to clean it up, and other times when you can let fly. Living in the world, and especially being a writer, it is important to know your audience. He said, “Because you swore in class.” Had he said because you are a pain in your teacher’s neck, or that I was stupid by being a class clown who took it over the edge, I would have taken my punishment with no resistance, but I had not sworn in two years and I protested, “Sir, one thing I know for certain is that I did not swear in class.” Despite that truth, my banishment stood. Standing before the dean for discipline, I asked why I was kicked out. This later helped me when I back-talked a teacher and was expelled from the class three weeks before graduation.
It took me a few months, but I completely cleaned up my speech. In high school I decided to purge swear words from my speech. Soon enough, I cursed with the best of them, much to the chagrin of polite relatives who observed how the city had changed me. That didn’t last long, as survival and acceptance in NYC demanded I learn the words of the streets. When my family moved to New York City in 1963 I was eight, and I did not know curse words. I’ve been known to let colorful words fly in my life, but it wasn’t always so. I’m not going to write the words here, you know them all, but if you want to tickle your brains, here are their first letters. According to the website, Oregonians curse less than much of the country. Accept the fax.Last week, a friend sent me a link to a website mapping America’s use of swear words. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.
It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality, because it’s now like the pot calling the kettle cracked. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.
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